Chocolate Moose -- Chocolatte Moose, Moose Le Schokolade, Moosie-Mo,
Mooseman, Mr. Mooster, Moose-orama, the Mooses with the Mostest, Big Dude
 
Zipper -- Zippity-doo-dah (sung to the song), Zippie-doo, Zippoman,
Sir Hillary, Little Guy
 
And they're both fur muffins, fuzzy wumpuses, fur fluffers, and so on ...
[Posted in FML issue 3790]