well we have four ferrets . when i first meet my husband he didnt know what a ferret was until my little girl cheena came from in between the couch cushions and bit him in the butt. lol as for what we call them my first is cheena aka chennie wennie , quarter pound of trouble, second is troubles, aka fatman, mr. lover-lover ( he thinks i'm his girl) third is rascal, aka rascal ratman, fangs. fourth is my x-mas baby his name is coodles, aka coodle doodle man , coddely doddely. there the best kids i could ask for like them better than people sometimes. [Posted in FML issue 3789]