::A strikingly marked Pong prances about til he wanders into Sean's bedroom. He pauses, and his mouth drops at the stash he's found.:: Pong: "Ping! Ping! Ping!" (in sign lanquage and brother mind telepathy of course) Ping: "What, whats all the commotion. You know I can't look stunning and run at the same time." Pong: "Take a look at THIS!" ::nosing towards a tiny pile of metal. Upon closer examination Ping can see what it is." Ping: "No it can't be... he's just an overgrown baby. The innocent one of us. I mean I know hes a Kouri Klub Member and all, but man alive." Pong: "I know, its just too much to grasp. I mean Rocky of all ferrets. Who woulda known? I thought he was just a darn cookie eater. I'm supposed to be the outlaw here! That lil' bugga!" ::In the pile are tiny finger sized (paw sized) carefully handcrafted brass handcuffs, a tiny paw sized metal .38, and a tiny miniture paw sized metal antique shooter from the fronteir days:: Pong: " Well I'm not having it I tell you." Ping: "What can you do, its not yours. You know the ferret code. This is his hidey hole. I'm not touchin it." ::Licking his paw and running it over his blaze:: "I'm sticking to the Kouri Katapult plan myself anyway". Pong: "Well I'm a Kouri Klub Member too. I"m the rebel. I"m the Alpha, the Beta and the Omega. 'There can be only one'! " Ping: ::Smiling placatingly:: "Yes, yes" ::walking off mumbling:: " ...and we all know who that 'one' is, and his name doens't start with a 'P', or a 'R'!" Wolfy Please visit: http://www.geocities.com/wolfysluv/ for information on ferret deafness: http://www.geocities.com/wolfysluv/deaf.html [Posted in FML issue 3779]