I have a girl and a boy... I call them as a couple: FERRETS Stop that you two! My babies [when they are good ;)] STOP IT KNOCK IT OFF Don't make me get out of bed Damn it Animals Individually: Ferret Him Her You Hey you Stop that You know better knock it off she he little boy little girl DON'T POOP THERE Poop HERE Don't scratch that! Don't bite my ankles! My baby Thanks, Stephanie and my RugRats [Posted in FML issue 3795]