Oh, all right! I'll join in! All the nicknames I've been reading are so cute and creative and perfectly ferret-like, I'll have to share mine, nonsensical though they may be! ;) Dweezil: Dweez-weezil, Dweeze-my-bug, Bug, Fuzzbug, Fuzzbutton, Kissabug, Cookie, Cookie-doodle, Snooka, Snooka-badooka, Slinka, Slinka-stinka, Schnooza-booza, Schnooga-booga. See, they're completely nonsensical! And on we go... Loki: Loki-doo, Loki-dokey-doo, Loki-do-Loki-don't-Loki-will-Loki-won't (a mouthful!), Lokester, Lokimonster, Bitemonster, Loki Evil Weasel (it's on her papers, really! Serena knows what I'm talking about!) Waddleweasel, Poopweasel, Polarweasel, Polarferret (she's a DEW). Razzle: Spazzle, Spaz, Dork, Dorkboy, Snorka-dorka, Stupid (my mate's name for him. He hates him 'cuz he steals his socks.) Sockmonster, Handsome Boy, Chicken, Chickensh*t, (he's terrified of the vacuum. My other girls are small and unfazed by it, but he's the big, huge chicken!) Tunaboy, Fishboy ('cuz whenver I open a can of tuna he's right there wanting some. None of the others care for it.) OK, enough of this nonsense! ;) I have an Iams coupon up for grabs. Whoever wants it, email me, and I'll send it to the first respondent. I won't specify shelters only, since as an unemployed individual I know we non-shelter people need $$$ help, too! ;) It's for : "Buy One 8-lb or Larger Bag of Iams Cat Foods and Get Any Two 6-oz or Larger(!) of Iams Canned Cat Foods FREE" Both Original and Kitten varieties are pictured (since I've sometimes had problems buying Kitten with a 'regular' Iams coupon, don't know why.) Email me off-list so as not to clog it up... :) [log in to unmask] daoine o' *aka the ferret queen* Dweezil, Loki, and Razzle ~Sylvi~Rainbow Bridge~01/23/01~ [Posted in FML issue 3791]