I tried to keep their names coordinated with alliteration, but there are
just so many now!
 
FERRETS:
Anakin aka Trouble, Trouble-Maker, Big Guy
Amidala aka Sweetheart, Beautiful, Stranger
Atlas aka Scaredy
Bennett aka Ben, Benji
Bianca aka Angel, Monkey, Baby, Baby Girl
Bastian aka Codger, Old Man
Blair aka Neo, Lil Guy
Baxter aka Badger
Mendel aka FATTY (his real name I think)
Merlin aka Bratty Boy, Pretty Boy, Cutie, Gorgeous
O'Meara aka Little Girl, Kiddo
Possum aka Possum-Possum, Fat Boy
Phidget aka Pigeon
[Posted in FML issue 3790]