Hellooooooooooooooo All you ferret humans. It's getting hard to move in our hidy holes. There are boxes all over da house and we can't touch them. POOOOOO! We just want to play in them and we keep getting in trouble. Pa Pa came up with a new song. Arielle, Arielle, Arielle your were very swell untill you broke the baking bell. You see Da Ma Ma forgot Arielle can climb and get into everything. She climbed up on the chair and jumped to the extra table set in the kitchen. Then she knocked down the photo booth prop box. She was back in the cage again. The baking bell and a bag of cookies were on the table. Yah you guessed it. She stole the cookies and hid them behind the toilet. Silly girl did not have enought sence to eat them just steal them. Then hid the bell pieces in the hamper with the dirty cloths. That girl is so creative sometimes. Pretty little girl, but not my type. I love Callie anyway. Now time to get to work on the schedule. 3:30 Annoucing the coloring contest winners and the photo contest winners. You have three choices for the coloring contest. Da Ma Ma's artwork is always done on shelter ferrets. Callie is real good for posing. You can color Callie in the vine heart, or Mischief smelling flowers. The other one is of Timmy and Jeromiah at the beach. As you know Callie is our senior mascot and I really miss Mischief since he passed over the rainbow bridge. He sure taught me a lot of fun things. Timmy was adopted to our shelter Mom and Dad last year. He is a beautiful big albino. Jeromiah chose Alicia at Ferret Wise and he is also their junior mascot. It cost $1 per entry at the admissions table. The prize is realy going to suprise the ferret human that wins. Not just a pretty ribbon. Their ferrets will love it. Oh! Yah I promissed you a poem yesterday. So here goes Frolic Frenzy by: four volunteers We all are so excited and I bet we all agree when the frolic is finally over we'ss e happy as can be The kitchen's full of sugar and flour the oven is running out of power cleaning them is a l;ost hour There are no empty seats not a chair, not a stool but who has time to rest their feets We don't sleep, we pass out we don't sit. we stand and stand we forget to eat, we go without Our fuzzzies want to know why we don't play but we must say when the frolics over we'll get down and splay We sew and sew all day our hands hurt so badly but what else can we say It's not so much that we are saints but rather totally insane we completely fry our brains You see, we love these shelter babies and we live with all these pains come and play, we don't want maybes besides if you put away the boxes they will play with your soxes. The fryed four Sounds like the humans are working very heard to help us fuzzies. Looking forward to seeing you at the frolic. Please don't forget to get you fuzzies use to their harneses. Da Ma Ma just made the neatest Uniferret costumes. I look so beautiful. your friendly love of a ferret Josiah [Posted in FML issue 3764]