::The Oracle comes upon a little black masked girl manning a hole. She is holding a tiny rifle, wearing camflage, with a cigeratte poised and dangling on her bottom lip. She has the ten mile stare, and is staring in the distance... waiting....:: Oracle: What are you doing? ::standing with cocked head and hands on her hips:: Ferret soldier: I heard there were more Afghans coming... or at least one more... coming this way. So I'm ready! Oracle: :;scratching her head:: I don't get it... what are you talking about? Ferret soldeir: You know.... an Afghan! A real live Afghan terrorist may be coming! You better get down! ::She bites the oracle hard on the ankle so she suddenly drops down:: Oracle: Owe! That was not necesary.... there is no one coming! Nobody! Not all Afghans are terrorists! Sheesh! And Mary didn't mean that kind of afghan anyway. She meant a kind of blanket to cuddle in... thaaaat kind of "afghan"! Criminy! ::she is still stooped down rubbing her ankle:: Ferret soldier: OH man.... no action? Oh well, how can I get this big lovey? Oracle: Well gosh I don't know if I should tell you now, you're uhhh kinda extreme there. She looks at the mischief seeking creature harshly. Ferret soldier: I'll behave I promise.... how can I get this big cudley lovey?! All the rest of the soldiers,,,,,,,uhhhhhhh ferrets will want to know. Oracle: Well you're mommy might want to know.. its big, for humans to use as well. ::the Oracle pulls out some ferretone, and drips it on the ground to read it:: See that? ::the ferret licks it all up speedily, then apologizes:: Well that's okay, I'm used to that and I can speed read ferretone. Ferret soldier: ::the little girl flicks her cigarette butt in the distance:: Well what did it say?? Oracle: http://www.geocities.com/ferretlover96/ferrets/mkaresq-show.html ::The Oracle swipes the pack of cigs from the ferret as the ferret gets curious to go look at the site, and turns them into cheweasils. With a smile she walks off into the distance:: Ferret Oracle Please visit: http://www.geocities.com/wolfysluv/ for information on ferret deafness: http://www.geocities.com/wolfysluv/deaf.html [Posted in FML issue 3749]