Dear Ferret Folks- For the last few days, instead of paying attention to just what the HELL I'M DOING when behind the wheel of my car, I have been compulsively writing and rejecting Haikus about weasles. Heather, I am going to kill somebody on the road! And it's all YOUR fault! "Well you see officer, really I haven't been drinking. I was thinking about how many syllables there are in the phrase 'swollen vulva'...step out of the car sir? O.K." Thunder and lightning, Gray fur and jett black storm clouds- Open my damn cage. Lick lick lick lick chomp I bite the hand that feeds me Hooooman scruffs and thumps Oh, how I war-dance I am like, so high, I'm like... Totally Ferret Alexandra in Massachusetts [Posted in FML issue 3747]