Every day for the last week I hear a sound. A noise. At first I did not know what it was. Now I do. It is a soft thud clank noise. Then a fizz noise. Every day. Why do I think it is safe? Why do I always put it there to make sure no one tips it over the edge to spill on the floor? How does she get there? How do you climb up a stove? Some have a Budweiser ferret. But it is only a cheap imitation. A homely stuffed thing at best. Go for the gusto? Hey: I have the real thing. A diet Dr. Pepper Pooper. Our motto- "Push it over the edge. Take the plunge. Dr. Pepper." [Posted in FML issue 3716]