::Just when you've had enough and you go to nurse your eyes from such a site of the Oracle in belly dancing attire, and your headache from the music, you hear a zooming noise. It's that red streak again, heading right towards you. You run. You run fast and hard... when the little red radio flyer wagon drops from the sky right dead in front of you, spilling depends all over the place:: "Where you going puppet?! Sheesh. I haven't even been using my usual Bush Beans fuel to power this thing and you run? You can't run. I"m not through. I want to make sure you that if you need any hammies, that you go look at and bid on these: http://cgi.ebay.com/aw-cgi/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=2007141129 http://cgi.ebay.com/aw-cgi/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=2007147367 http://cgi.ebay.com/aw-cgi/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=2007148239 You see the money will go to helping Kristine Lunny get tests for her shelter. You see she will need all she can get puppets. She is being responsible testing using Unitied, and Avecon to ascertain what the exact situation is. And this is important for you and me. Think of it as... an investment. You see Avecon will be able to use her information in it's study to see if their tests need any tweaking so to speak." ::wink:: "So this is for yourself, truly. If you are have decided that you don't want a hammy sleeper sacky thingy, or you don't want a raffle chance at an afhgan, but you want that sexy picture of Dr Karen, its ok. You see half the proceeds for the photo will go to ADV research, and the situation being what it is right now, SOS can promise to use the other half for ADV testing of some shelter's ferrets even if SOS has already paid for some of Kristine Lunny's testing. OH no.. puppet, you're brain! I think it's......... imploding. Too much info? OH puppet, its very easy really. Ask yourself, what do you want, a belly dancin' photo of Dr Purcell, a chance at an afhgan, or a big hammy sleeper sacky thingy? Puppet? Oh dear," ::she turns to a ferret nearby:: "I think we've lost them. I think their brain just hemoraged at all the choices. Boy it must stink being so human!" ::she pulls five hair balls out of her robes and throws them on your chest and begins to chant. Then she sticks a depends on your forhead for good measure, and begins to dance about you. You realize that playing dead is not going to shake this Oracle. Not only that if you lie there much longer the ferrets will groom you raw. So you pop up and smile and tell her you have decided what to do and can't do anything til she's gone. So she takes her hairballs back into posession and takes off in her wagon with you standing there watching her fade in the distance with the depends still stuck on your forhead.:: The Ferret Oracle Please visit: http://www.geocities.com/wolfysluv/ for information on ferret deafness: http://www.geocities.com/wolfysluv/deaf.html [Posted in FML issue 3714]