Hi All, I started a list that I thought would be clever in describing the unique personality of ferrets. If any of you would like to contribute, please feel free to do so. I may just make a poster of it and put it up for sale for those interested parties. I'd like to have at least a dozen if not more added to the list. 1.. There would be no government and anarchy would ensue. It simply isn't any fun to govern others. 2.. Wall-to-wall carpeting would be offered only in fleece material. 3.. All underground vehicle tunnels would be extended. 4.. The 'belly jiggle' will become the new dance craze in discos. 5.. The U.S. Department of Defense would officially induct the 'weasel war dance' as a legitimate mode of military strategy. Thanks, Carrie [Posted in FML issue 3711]