Hello all. Just wanted to share my business - The Monsters of Socks Pippin aka Pipper, El Lardo, Stinkowitz, Daddy's boy - Turn ons: snuggling in the hammie, peanut butter crunch treats, & war dancing in the moonlight - Turn offs: safety locks on cabinets, closed doors, & bathtime (it messes up my cologne) Merry aka Little face, Psycho Pet, Toy Bandit (if it's on the floor it's MINE!) - Turn ons: Morning Escapades, Blankie Hide n Seek, & Sock Hunting & little toes if they're in the way! and my FAVORITE - drinking out of mommies' glass - Turn offs: Hoomans moving my treasures, Nail clippings (don't they know I'd rather have a french manicure!) & bedtime cuz I'm a party girl! [Posted in FML issue 3732]