I usually refer to my business as the Furchins or my "kids".
 
Separately they are...
 
PeeWee: Peezer, MacPLT, or PeeDublya
 
Scooter; His Royal Scootness, Scoozle
 
Merlin: Taz, Merle the Terrible, Pork Chop
 
Milo: The Ghost, Noodle, MeMe
 
and then I refer to them all as slippers-to-be if they don't stop pooping
on the new carpeting.
 
Diddy
[Posted in FML issue 3731]