I have to ask...Why?  Why dye your ferrets fur, for what possible purpose
would a sane and rational ferret keeper decide to change its fur colour?
Is it to humiliate your pet?  No.  Is it to make you look better?  I
doubt it.  Then why.  Please enlighten me, as i am perfectly happy with
me albino's and polecat ferrets.
 
T.Fowler
[Posted in FML issue 3729]