[they want POWER. . ] "Little Weasel Foo-foo--or, Why Ferrets Poop in Corners" as told by Monty and Madison to Kate Pappas Little Weasel Foo-foo, hopping through the living room Pooping in all the corners, and making a great big mess! Down came the Goo-oo-ood Ferret..and she said, "Little Weasel Foo-foo, I don't want to see you Pooping in all the corners, and making a great big mess! I'm going to give you THREE chances... And if you don't stop it--I'm going to turn you into a king with a crown, and make you rule a kingdom!" Well, you know ferrets...They can be stubborn... Little Weasel Foo-foo, hopping through the living room Pooping in all the corners, and making a great big mess! Down came the Goo-oo-ood Ferret...and she said, "Little Weasel Foo-foo, I don't want to see you Pooping in all the corners, and making a great big mess! I'm going to give you TWO MORE chances... And if you don't stop it--I'm going to turn you into a king with a crown, and make you rule a kingdom!" Well, you know ferrets...They can be stubborn... Little Weasel Foo-foo, hopping through the living room Pooping in all the corners, and making a great big mess! Down came the Goo-oo-ood Ferret...and she said, "Little Weasel Foo-foo, I don't want to see you Pooping in all the corners, and making a great big mess! I'm going to give you one MORE chance... And if you don't stop it--I'm going to turn you into a king with a crown, and make you rule a kingdom!" Well, you know ferrets...They can be stubborn... Little Weasel Foo-foo, hopping through the living room Pooping in all the corners, and making a great big mess! Down came the Goo-oo-ood Ferret...and she said, "Little Weasel Foo-foo, I didn't want to see you Pooping in all the corners, and making a great big mess! I said that I'd give you THREE chances,and if you did't stop it--I would turn you into a king with a crown, and make you rule a kingdom! So----alla-ka-POOF!" and she turned him into a king with a crown, and made him rule a kingdom. MORAL: Ferret today...chance of reign tomorrow... [Posted in FML issue 3700]