Hello, my fine Ferret-Loving friends! Please allow me to introduce myself. I'm sure most of you know my Wise and All-Knowing cousin THE ORACLE. (distant.....on my Mother's side...twice removed!) {Well, they tried to remove her twice, but she wouldn't go!} I am.... (drum roll, please)... The Spectacle. I have come on the this auspicious occasion to inform you all of a great event that will be taking place toward the end of the month! An event that even my dear cousin- The Oracle knows nothing about! Aw...yes....she is not as all-wise and all knowing as she pretends to be! The event...one of great importance.. . one that must be celebrated by all is.....wait! Someone approaches! Robed in purple and smelling of Depends...I must depart! I will return, my ferret-loving friends, and fill you in on the details of this great event! Soon! I will return....soon! THE SPECTACLE [Posted in FML issue 3699]