Bonnie here...dooka dooka all yoou wuvable ferret gals and annoying ferret boys... I got tell yalls someting. Da momma bought some bad prosoners. I mean, even da long green things with da fun tals, dey even get ta come out and play. But da momma, she bought dis ting. It be longer dan my hoomugeous masion dat I have t share with da annoying boy. Da new tingie, it be 'bout 6 Clydes long, or bout 9 of me. And dees tings. Dey, dey NEVER EGT TO COME OUT! Dey must be really really evil. I mean, dey go back and forth and back and forth, but dey never get to come out. Have yalls heard of dem? Dey smell yummy, but dey must be killers. Da momma, she calls dem cikles..pickels..icicles..lids..cichlids! dats it! Dey have wittle brothers in da other evil jails, but dey never come out eaither. I wanna paly with dem so I climbed up. And opened da top. They all came up...but dey live in water!!! Dey must be really bad and stinky cause we be cute and all and only gets ta play in da tub everyonce in da while. Da momma, she getting me a sister! a silver mitt named Athena. But den she did a baaad ting. She getting da dum brudder a nother one. A notjer brudder. named Thor. A sable who is a friend of Athyena, so maybe it not too bad. Dey be surrendered to da shelter place and we get dem in a few weeks. I wanna sister, but dem boys, dey be annoying. Dey big, and dey not play nice. So I jump on dem and sacre dem. Me going off to make more escape plans! Bonnie da cute one Clyde da lunk [Posted in FML issue 3625]