Put ferretone or ferretvite on the kitty, the ferret will be too busy
trying to lick him to bite.  It works here anyway.
 
Kim Wolf
Mystyx Samoyeds, Ferrets and Rescue
www.geocities.com/mystyx_samoyedsnferrets
www.petfinder.org/shelters/OH48.html
[Posted in FML issue 3560]