Clear DayDear Ann Onomasly,
 
Please do yourself and your ferrets a favor and take them to the nearest
shelter.  This is not a flame just an observation that both of you will
be better off.  Ferrets are sentinent beings.  I am sure they feel your
dislike and disinterest.  Both of you deserve to be happy in this all too
breif life.
 
HappyTails,
Karen and the Scruff You Gang
Secretary Dook-N-Dance Ferret Shelter
www.dook-n-dance.org
[Posted in FML issue 3581]