To the anonymous person who wrote the article "The TRUTH about ferrets: I live in Illinois, by Chicago. If you live near me-I will take your little one if it is a boy. My little girl-Mini-Me- has decided that she does not like other girls. I already have holes in my carpet and have carpet on top of carpet that I replace every few months because of the poop factor. The underside of my bed is already torn up, and I have a futon instead of a couch. I have an awful lot of ferrets now-but I also have a good sense of humor and understanding that the ferret is a burrower, and thief with a musty odor, and a trouble making spirited pooper. I would love your little one if you would like to give him up-if it is a male. Lisette [Posted in FML issue 3581]