My Nicodemus sometimes smells like a corn chip to me, too!  So I'm not the
only one-I told him yesterday he smelled like a Frito and wondered why!  I
definitely think their tails smell like grape jelly, but everyone I know
thinks I'm weird and doesn't agree (not that they really are willing to
smell a ferret tail, so how would they know?) and my fiance teases me for
"smelling ferret butts".  I retort that you don't have to sniff their
bums, just their tails!  :)
 
-April
[Posted in FML issue 3546]