This was written by a friend. Author is the ferret, Ms Teenie is her. :) << arthur and the nite of the evil cherries>> i ate a bowl of cherries perched upon a chair Ms. teenie went to bed that nite and left it sitting there. the aroma was enticing, the sugar of forbidden fruit seeds and stems all glowing red seemed too good to be true. So silently i scaled the heights and overturned the bowl, so perfect was my escapade i reveled in delights. The precious orbs rolled everywhere as one by one i gorged that nite, but when the dawn broke thru the sky, i didn't feel quite right. so there ms. teenie found me guilty,belly up and rolling round she rubbed my tummy all that day, casue i'd eaten the whole whole pound !!! Wolfy Please visit: http://www.geocities.com/wolfysluv/ for information on ferret deafness: http://www.geocities.com/wolfysluv/deaf.html [Posted in FML issue 3540]