Keep in mind that it's a joke... but I thought all of us could get a kick out of it. Angela [Forwarded] Some of the non-humor-impaired might like this one: http://www.theonion.com/onion3731/choosing_a_pet_tips.html [Moderator's note: Perhaps not the best timing, but please take it in jest. BIG] [Posted in FML issue 3538]