I have recently joined a Toastmasters group - they are about improving your public speaking abilities. No prize for guessing what my next speech is about. And the next. And probably the next... :-) Anyway, I would like to extend the following well-known saying: "Dogs have masters, Cats have slaves." Ferrets have ..........????? So far, I have come up with "Ferrets have .." * chew toys * bodyguards * redecorators (constantly rearranging the place to keep them amused) * (war-)dancing partners Suggestions most welcome. Regards Sandra, Clover, Princess and Gemma-the-cat [log in to unmask] [Posted in FML issue 3533]