Hello, As far as Temporary Tattoos go, there are temporary tattoo body paints that you can buy. They work great, I have them myself. My almost 5 year old daughter loves when a I paint a Ferret on her arm or leg! If you get a good body paint they will last for up too a week. They last longer then the sticker kind. :o) Now for Flat Ferrets. Flat Ferret has a name, it's called Speed Bump Syndrome. :o) Mostly our Deaf Ferret does it. Ever now and then the other two do it as well. They usually do it after they have been playing for a while, or if they are alittle to warm or just flat out lazy. :o) It's quite normal. Unless of course that's ALL your Ferret does, then you might want to take your Ferret to the Vet to be checked. Many Dooks! ~Toni D. Harley, Yoshi and Arnold [Posted in FML issue 3500]