Todd writes: >After consulting with my Rodeo Clowns, we've all come to the conclusion >that the best way to call a deaf ferret is to get them a tiny pager and >put it on "vibrate" mode. ... OK I was NOT ready for that one. No splat matt under my chair, and I only have the paper thin model of depends that Mrs. Wood sent me. Now I'm sitting in a mess with my giggle pin stuck (as I am part scoozie). Wolfy Please visit: http://www.geocities.com/wolfysluv/ for information on ferret deafness: http://www.geocities.com/wolfysluv/deaf.html [Posted in FML issue 3526]