Helwo evwyone, Ma name is Samson. I'm new to Kim's bizness. Me is punished fer sometin i did wast nite and while I is gwounded, mommy said I had to wite u a wetter an tell u about ma badness. I only been at mama Kim's a couple a weeks now. Dare has been so much goin on. Me and Hannah is still twyin to figure out why we no get to see our momma & daddy no mo. Kim wealllllly wuvs us but we miss our utter hoomans y'know? Den we gots some new cagemates, Jasper & Mystery wivs wit us now, Momma Kim said sometin bout havin one wess pooper pan to cwean now. Hee hee. but now dis witter pan have twice da poopys! Chitt Chitt!! We have wots o fun pwayin wit da utter furkids, evwyone cept for dat Buddy Wuv, he a mean ol bastid. Him got some sewious dominashun issoos. Well wast week while Kim was cookin da dinner her opened da back door jes for a second and I took off wike a bat outa hell. It were so stwange cause water wuz pourin outta da sky and dar waz loud bangin in da sky too. Me stawted to tink dat dis wuz not such a good idea but when me turned around da door was cwosed and mama Kim wuz no wherez in sight. Me got so scared me didn't know what to do. Me scampered down da back steps and pwetty soon I saw anutter hooman wookin at me from a coupla houses away. Dat weally scared me cuz me not know him. I wuz so afwaid he wuz a bad man. Next ting I knew, mama Kim came runnin out da fwunt door & her wuz yellin wordz me not know. Dat scared me too so I stawted wunnin underneef da fence thing between our yawds. Mama Kim wooked wike her didn't know which way to wun and me knew I wuz in bigumm twouble, so now I wuz double scared. Boy I tought my wittle weasel heart wuz gonna pop wite outta ma chest! I finally found a gweat hidey hole under Miss Terry's deck under a twash can. Den I saw Kim comin up ta me but her didn't seem mad at all, she was actwually tawkin weallllly nice ta me, so I tought it wuz ok to go to her. Oh boy did her hug me tight, even tho I wuz one wet smelly weasel. Chitt Chitt! Her must weallllly wuv me cause her gave me kisses too. Boy was I appy to be back in dat big house ting and runnin awound in da blankets and gettin all dwied off. I feel weallly bad dat I scared my new mommy...and maself too! Dook! Dook! and I will never ever do dat again. Wuv Samson Twanslated from ferretese by Kim Second Chance Rescue [Posted in FML issue 3482]