Hi, all- When I posted a few months ago with Dook Dook Number 5, I realized that I had left out the name of one of my ferrets. His name is Furry, and he currently is bald from a regrowth of his adrenal gland--after two surgeries. We're waiting for an improvement after a Lupron shot. He also recently had to have his urinary tract rerouted because his prostrate gland swelled, blocking his bladder. He now pees like a girl. However, life is too important to be taken seriously. So, in that vein, here is my song for Furry--My Gummy Valentine. My Gummy Valentine (To Furry--my adrenal transsexual boy) With deepest apologies to Richard Rodgers and Lorenz Hart My gummy valentine; Pink, hairless valentine; You make me smile with my heart. Bald ears are laughable; Unphotographable; Yet, you're my favorite work of art. Does your figure - have a pooch? Is your head skin - all be-schrooched? When you jump around and dook, are you smart? Don't grow a hair for me; Not if you care for me; Pee, little valentine pee-- Just like the sprites go wee wee. Melodyt and the nifty nine [Posted in FML issue 3495]