::You walk along to see a strange site in the distance. As you peer through a rising mist, you see a figure sitting on something on the ground under a tree with a wagon parked next to it. As you get closer, you see it's a petite figure in a robe, sitting indian style on "something". But what is it?! It's layed on on the ground and just as you go to get close enough to see what this robed one is sitting on she rises...:: AHHHGHT! Sneaking up on the Oracle are you?! You can not muahah! I am Ze Ferret Prophet, yes? YES. Stay over there, your eyes can not stand thy beauty. Now I've been sitting here studying how the hairballs lie, and I'll tell you things are looking clearer. Something big on August 25th, that is for sure, and not just the Ferret Show in Columbus. Nope. A great thing shall be bestoyed on those that are generous. Yes. Don't shake your head... I say yes, listen now puppets. So, ::and she motions to the hairballs layed out with an outstretched hand:: we have here a big event in conjuction with the show on the 25th, BUT everyone can join this you see. Yes. And everyone has an oportunity to help with something... something with three letters. Hold on. ::she blows some leaves off one of the hairballs:: Ah,,, ADV. Ok this happening will help ADV research that is going on in Georgia (the right coast one). ::She rubs her hands together:: So what we have here puppets is some opportunity for everyone to be able to help with ADV reasearch going on in Georgia (the right coast one), and an opportunity for something for you in return. Yes. ::acting all please with herself, and then she takes a second look at the hairballs getting a surprised look on her face:: OH my more information puppets! OH you ferret love puppets! I need to float these in a pool of linatone to get the details! Bye puppets! ::As the mist thickens, you blink and rub your eyes. You now find the mist is gone, and so is the site. Was it a dream?:: NO PUPPETS WEREN'T YOU PAYING ATTENTION?! ::A shocked you runs off:: Wolfy Please visit: http://www.geocities.com/wolfysluv/ for information on ferret deafness: http://www.geocities.com/wolfysluv/deaf.html [Posted in FML issue 3488]