yes there is a carpet monster-- and i have recently discovered there is a sheet monster as well- Weeds - who is forever into the mix- found a fun thing to do- if you get under the fitted shit -- and squirm,scratch and crawl around in between the fitted sheet and the mattress- you can really be a true annoyance- and no way can anyone get ya outta there till your good and ready to come out-lol --christine [Posted in FML issue 3468]