Hi, all-- Things have been a little sad and unpleasant lately, so I thought someone might like a little laugh on a Thursday morning. Here's Dook-dook number 5 Dook-dook number 5--with apologies to Lou Bega Ladies and gentleman This is Dook-dook number Five One, two, three, four, five Everybody in the car, so come on let's ride To the grocery store around the corner The ferrets want some raisins But I really don't wanna Get a nip like I had last week I must stay Me Cuz talk is cheap I like Modesty, Cinnabon, Digby, and Pepper And as they continue You know They Gettin' betta So what can I do I really Thank you my Lord To me Dooking is just like a sport Anything fly, it's all good let me jump in And Send In the trumpet Chorus A little bit of Modesty, in my life A little bit of Angel, by my side A little bit of Digby's, all I need A little bit of Truffle, is what I seek A little bit of Sweetie, in the sun A little bit of Buddy, all night long A little bit of Kooto, for a while A little bit of weasels makes me smile Dook-dook Number Five Jump up and down And move it all around Shake your paw to the sound Hop around on the ground Wardance to the left And wardance right Jump to the front And jump to the side Dook it up once And dook it up twice And if it looks like this Then you're doing it right Chorus Trumpet, the trumpet Dook-dook Number Five Ha, ha, ha Chorus I'd do all to Fall in love with a jill like you Cuz You can't run And you can't hide You and me gonna touch the sky ;-) Melodyt and the nifty nine [Posted in FML issue 3448]