When this petite (Yes, BIG, petite) flower set up residence in her new home, she was injured due to lurking, conspiring furniture attacking me on the moving van. Well the flower (moi) could not unload nor unpack anymore, and was in laid up for quite a bit (see the disheveled Wolfy in the photo albums, and the hurt Wolfy in bed). Photos add 20 pounds don't you know. Yes that is what it is. Those photos were taken with my old camera as well, and that is what made it appear as if I was not a flower. And my clothes! Yes that's it, my clothes were very bulky (it gets chilly during May in TN). Yes.. and Carpet Shark Scott is in them with his boney-butt self (ok so you can't see his stomack or what he calls "ferret island"), giving a great contrast to me, yes. OK so anyway, I was hurt and the boys set up that ferret room by themselves with the exception of the large ferret cage. When I got my cast off (over a week later), I went in and changed it all due to some hazards. Two FML'ers had noticed in the ferret room photo all the hazards. So I thought it would be good to list them so you guys can see what would be bad. I also wanted to post so no one worries and people know I knew about them and changed the room long ago. Okay lets see what the dangers are: - there is a large carrier under a window (a ferret could get on top of it and get out the window) - there is corregated tubing running up over that carrier and under the window that they could climb and get to the window - the cage is a bit close to the window and a dare devil ferret could jump on the sill - there are exposed duct lines on the cieling that if a ferret could reach or jump there, they could get in them. - the outlets don't have child safety plugs covers on them BIG - One must beware of Da Wolfy, as I weild something very large and just may slap you with it, and its not a ferret! That photo is decieving (the old camera added wrinkles too, the piece of trash). I am a spunky and very strong 19 year old. Yes I am. Being the photo was so corrupted I am still a robed mystery. So HA! Wolfy Please visit: http://www.geocities.com/wolfysluv/ for information on ferret deafness: http://www.geocities.com/wolfysluv [Moderator's note: Now you just hold on to yer britches youngin. If I thought for even a minute that thar photo of you wasn't flattering any I'da shut up and not said nothin. Even with all them wrinkles and such that the dang camera added you ain't got nothin to hide! BIG] [Posted in FML issue 3448]