::drum rolls:: Drums? Yes, drums, SHH! ::drum rolls.. smoke arises... a tiny motor is heard in the background... and critters appear. Tiny ferrets are clearly about. The figure seen is a man in a tiny wagon, sitting on his knees, bent over, gipping the sides of the wagon, buttocks in the air. Bean cans are all in the wagon mixed about with some depends. The gas proppeled vehicle zooms by and the mad man has a huge grin on his face. The f errets dook. Then "she" appears. In a robe:: "Scott dag nabbit you left me you..." Oh... ::bowing:: Greetings ferret puppets. Yes it is I the dainty flower in a flowing robe. This petite flower is here to make you laugh. Oh be afraid, puppets...... be verrrry afraid. This place I take you will make your sides ache. It will make your cheeks cramp. It will ... well come on, puppets... follow me, the Great Robed One to a wonderful place: http://www.geocities.com/kourifanclub/kourikronicles.html What is that in the background? Drums? Well, puppets, I'm going to see who's playing them. It's probably our resident nut that Georiga woman! Either that or that pest Wolfy. I know a ferret would never do that! ::She whirls around, the robe.....:: BUT FIRST puppets you must do this for me. Our star Stormy is in second place for the photo consest. I won't have it, puppets, I just won't. I mean pleaaaase...a ferret in second? What will the dogs think? All that money at stake for ADV and shelters. Go vote, twice an hour at: http://www.gopbi.com/services/pets/slides/other_yearly_february.html and here http://www.sofla.com/services/pets/slides/other_yearly_february.html :: POOF:: Wolfy Please visit: http://www.geocities.com/wolfysluv/ for information on ferret deafness: http://www.geocities.com/wolfysluv [Posted in FML issue 3420]