Question: What is the difference between a ferret and Mayor Guilliani? Answer: Ferrets have a brain and are domesticated. The part about the brain is obvious, LOL. The part about being domesticated stems from the fact that (according to newspapers and tabloids), Rudy has been a BAD boy who has been involved in hanky panky with another woman and his marriage is going kaput. Normal humans have the right to make mistakes and marriages bust up all the time, but when you're in the public eye like this, well, I just couldn't resist! [Posted in FML issue 3427]