Here is a new ferret song for all to enjoy. Best to all your fuzzies from Mary Cohen Ferret song: "I'm bored" - sung to the melody of The Star Spangled Banner Oh boy am I bored! There is nothing to do. I am sick of those tubes And that ferret ball is dumb. You can throw out that sack And those squeaky toys too. I have chewed on those stars Till my little jaws are numb. Could I have a TV? Then at least I could see If there's anything out there Of interest to me. Oh say, could I subscribe To the Ferret Mailing List? I know- Mr. BIG could help me out, He's the World's Ferret Pro. [Posted in FML issue 3426]