Yesterday morning it felt like one of those "How many people does it take to..." jokes. Only it was B-fast time and we were trying to make bacon. I said...How many people does it take to make bacon? 3 Why? 1 to separate the bacon and give instructions on holding squirming ferret and catch squirming ferret when he escapes. The other person, to hold the squirming ferret 3/4 of the time and lay the bacon down while the first person is keeping escaped ferret from touching bacon. And the last person which is my daughter who's 9, to stand and watch and get a good laugh out of the whole situation. :-) I know. I could have solved a lot of problem by caging him while doing the bacon but I often don't think because I am new at ferrets and it doesn't occur to me before and by the time it does it's already done and laughable. :-) Who would know he'd be soooo interested in helping to microwave the bacon. :-) I'm beginning to enjoy all his help even though it does sometimes make things 3 times as long to accomplish. :-) Faith [Posted in FML issue 3396]