Having been informed by an educated source of the possibility that two diplomats involved with the conflict have perhaps had their legs knocked out from under them Glueball, our ace undercover reporter, engaged in hidden surveillance. We are happy to report that the confusion arose from each side being issued hover-craft platforms for their choices of vehicular bodies. This kindness was extended by a third party nation involved in the tense negotiations. Commercial: Now, you , too, can learn cooking from the famous Kouri. As his show airs each week the famous chef, Kouri, will offer video tapes of each show so that you never will forget his most famous cooking secrets. Tape 1: "It's All in the Sauce": Learn how to make balnd foods like boiled potatoes, shoelaces, or jellyfish so tasty that your family will rave. To pre-subscribe for these videos make this free phone call now: 1-800-... Editoral statement for this station: We have been informed that the Kouri Krew is planning to dive bomb our investigative reporter, Ashling with water balloons and semi-hardened blobs of Nutrical. Ashling has not declared that she will seeking world domination; therefore if such actions take place we have no choice but to turn the full attention of our empire (Errrrrr, Media Empire) upon any who would so attack our personnel. News Flash: Reports indicate that multiple households with ferrets have recently acquired copies of texts on Medieval contests of honor. Speculation abounds. We now return you to your regularly scheduled program. News at 10: Ferret Aerobatics: In or out for a possible competition? Can ferrets stay within the box? News at 11: Will ferrets appear on "Junkyard Wars"? On tomorrow's Morning News: Should the public be concerned or elated that leading ferrets are now studying genetic splicing? Sukie Crandall, Editor in Cheap, Weasels Words Press, "All the news that gives a fit" P.S. Re: Arid, Air-tight Resistant Panties: Who told?!? [Posted in FML issue 3300]