snipped part of this joke this joke I got from a friend:
 
* Deck the Halls with Buddy Holly
* On the first day of Christmas my tulip gave to me
* Olive, the other reindeer.
* Frosty the Snowman is a ferret elf, I say
* Sleep in heavenly peas
* In the meadow we can build a snowman, Then pretend that he is
  sparse and brown
* You'll go down in listerine
* Oh, what fun it is to ride with one horse, soap and hay
* Come, froggy faithful
 
yes, there is a ferret in it!!
 
Nan and SuperSnooper
[Posted in FML issue 3268]