There once was a fertmom named Wolfie Who puddled whenever she tee-hee'd We gave her Depends Now the fun never ends As we all try to make her go pee-pee! Ferrets Frolic Tales are Told Wolfie Wets! For Wolfie Depends are a must, Without them she's liable to cuss, She laughs 'til she cries, And it runs down her thighs And then she tries to blame us! ===== Judy Cooke Tyson, Hope, and Einstein "The world is made up for the most part of morons and natural tyrants, sure of themselves, strong in their own opinions, never doubting anything." Clarence Darrow [Posted in FML issue 3267]