You know you are a ferret owner when...... # you put the smaller gifts *in* the tree instead of under the tree so the babies can't carry them off and hide them. # you put up an artificial tree (so the sap doesn't stick to their fur) but leave it undecorated for a week so the ferrets get used to jumping into it and climbing it first. # you decorate your tree with small stuffed animals, wooden ornaments and bows instead of breakables. # instead of buying each other jewelry for your anniversary, you adopt two more ferrets. Steve and Becky and 7 fuzzies, soon to be 9 [Posted in FML issue 3265]