Well we all know what a ferret is...I hope! Now for a lesson in Ferret BX 101. At the shelter we use a compound called "ferret crack" to modify or fortify the bx in our shelter ferrets. It is not a drug like you might think yet has the same bx effect in getting them to do what you want with out verbalizing. They will even go out of their way to fake you out in the potty box just to get a dose. It's real market name is Ferretone! Now for the disclaimer( this article about Ferretone, the 8 in 1 product is meant in no way to defame, libel, or insinuate anything bad about the product called Ferretone. This is simply a parody about something we use a LOT of in the shelter for bx control in ferrets) Ferrets will actually go nuts without their ferret crack and bite your feet in an attempt to get your attention and give them some of this wondrful concoction. It is administered orally thank goodness , for I fear the loss of my insulin syringes would be in order if you had to injuect it. Some really mean ferrets have been tamed using this product. I'm told they will even play you a tune on the piano if you give them enough of it on a daily basis. If you ferret has never tried this product and turns his nose up at it, scruff him and dribble some across his tongue and lips and wallah! instant ferret crack addict! Oh, too much of this product in one day will result in an over dose and cause you ferret to have runny stools. They will wake up and comew from hidey holes for it, lick you instead of bite you for it, all kinds of things. So run out to your local Pet /store and get some! Hugs, Ferretguy [Posted in FML issue 3262]