I love the thread "You know you're a ferret owner when..." and I hope you can stand a few more... * You find potatoes under your desk * You have no buttons left on your TV remote * You rip up your cardboard toilet paper rolls * You hang your Christmas tree from the ceiling * You look for your missing keys, calculator, toothbrush, etc. under the bed * You buy a single plastic roller skate to make a makeshift "wheelchair" for a disabled ferret * You can run, dive, AND tackle a ferret running under the bed with a TV remote * You participate in actual tug-of-wars over potatoes * Your every attempt at discipline is interpretted as a GAME. * You don't bother towel drying below the knees... the ferrets will lick the water off! Oh, the list goes on and on! Renee [Posted in FML issue 3260]