You know you're owned by ferrets when..... ...you never wear shoes in your house ...if something is missing, you look under the bed/couch ...you come home from shopping, put the bags down, and immediately poke holes in the plastic ...if someone doesn't come when you call them you squeek a toy ...you check behind a cushion before sitting down ..you look down while you walk although your self-esteem is fine (-: [Posted in FML issue 3260]