Bryan I read your post and was so offended. ::snicker::.....yeaaaah right! the wolf offended!!! Seriously I loved the limericks and when I was finished the one-liners I was going, "bwwahahahahahahahahahah" I have pleaded with FML'ers before... please.... we need a depends alert for such posts!! I mean its just not fair to those that can not handle pee factors above 5! Okay? That post was definately a pee factor of 9+. Now I think it only fair, Bryan, that you send me a new pair of panties!!! Wolfy Please visit: http://www.geocities.com/wolfysluv/ for information on ferret deafness: http://www.geocities.com/wolfysluv [Posted in FML issue 3227]