Ol' Mo' Maggie had some ferts
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And with dem ferts she smelled some poofies
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Here a poofy,
there a poofy,
everywhere the smell of poofies
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Oh, Ol' Mo' Maggie had some ferts
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[Posted in FML issue 3218]