-I will not steal the insoles out of Dad's shoes and then shred them. -I will not stick my head through the blinds to see what's outside. -I will not poo in the shower when Dad's in there with me. -I will not poo on my brother because he is beating me up. -I will not suck the cotton stuffing out of my toys. -I will not eat all the pineapple off Mom's pizza when she's not paying attention. -I will not steal 37 socks and stash them behind the chair again. -I will not swing from lampshades in motel rooms at two in the morning when Mom & her friends have to get to the showhall by 6am for the vetcheck. Phred and the dirty dozen Earlicks and toe bitings to all. http://community.webtv.net/MiTrRo/PhredsFuzzyFaces [Posted in FML issue 3169]