I will not take the mary kay lipstick testers, chew holes through them and then run across my humans white futon cover. I will not tip over coke cans and have soccer tournments in the kitchen with my sister ferret at 4:00 in the morning. I will not steal my humans hair rollers and return them slowly over a period of a week. I usually only bring one out at a time when I want attention. I will not steal the make up brushes any more. I will not pull out the answering machine wires unless I know for sure it is a bill collector calling. I guess I could check the caller ID... That goes double if I think it is her ex boyfriend calling. Never liked him. Thought he was a weasel! [Posted in FML issue 3167]