IF I WERE A FERRET I WOULD TRY NOT TO.... .....take things out of Mom's shopping bags & hide them where they may never be found! .....Give Mom & Dad that innocent, who me look when I know that I've done it. .....Chew holes in bags, so that when Mommy picks them up, stuff falls out all over the place. ......Go through Mommy's purse any chance I can get, & take out what I think she doesn't need. ......Try so hard to get to Daddy beer...I know it's not good for me. ......Constantly find new sleeping spots & worry Mom & Dad so much. Sal [log in to unmask] [Posted in FML issue 3167]