The way I understand it, this party is BYOB*, right?
 
Someone should bring prizes for "Best Mask," "Best Wardance" and "Best
Dooking," and "Best Imitation Of BIG Bill Sleeping On His Keyboard."
Alas, I can do done well, but it is not for want of trying.  We could all
play "Pin the Scar on Bob," but only if I am really sedated.
 
Repeat after me....party....Party....PARTY....*PARTY*!!
 
Bob C and 15 MO' Booty Biters
 
* Bring Your Own Bob
[Posted in FML issue 3162]